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Aik shadi me Molvi aur Pathan aik sath beath gaye

Funny sms Aik shadi me Molvi aur Pathan aik sath beath gaye. Chawal k sath Full Roast Murgha bhi rakha giya. Molvi ne dekha k murgha Pathan ki taraf tha aur chawal Molvi ki taraf...tu us ne Tray ghuma...

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Leave Application By A Nursery class Boy..

Student Teacher sms Leave Application By A Nursery class Boy.., . . Dear Mish, Mein ne shtool nai ana, :'( Nai ana, :'( Nai ana, :'( Nai ana, :'( Thank u.., Bash me ne ni ana

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Computerized Shairi. by ” DIGITAL FARAZ:-P”

Funny Poetry sms Computerized Shairi. by " DIGITAL FARAZ:-P" ¤Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound, Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found. ¤Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr donga,...

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Jis nay kisi muslman ki sakhtiyon ma say koi sakhti door ki

Hadees Sharif sms 1. Jis nay kisi muslman ki sakhtiyon ma say koi sakhti door ki, ALLAH us say qayamat ki sakhtiyon ma say aik sakhti door kr day ga. 2. Jis na kisi tang dast k lye aasani paida ki,...

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Allah is alwayz with u when: u r happy

Islamic sms Allah is alwayz with u when: . U r happy He is Al-Rehman . U r hungry He is Al-Razzaq . U call Him He is Al-Sami . U r unsafe He is Al-Hafeez U r honored He is Al-Moiz U r jobless He is...

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U make 10 friends, Laugh wid 9,

Friendship sms U make 10 friends, Laugh wid 9, Meet 8 of them, Talk to 7, Celebrate wid 6, Share secrets with 5, Trust 4, Cry wid 3, Take help of 2, But never forget 1 like me:)

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There r many amazing things about sleep n one of them is that,

Good Night sms There r many amazing things about sleep n one of them is that, . . . . U aLwAys WakE uP wiTh A nEw haiR styLe....:B-):-);-) Go0d ni8

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Kitni Ajeeb Hai Is Shehr Ki Tanhai Bhi

Sad Poetry sms Kitni Ajeeb Hai Is Shehr Ki Tanhai Bhi Hzaron Log Hain Mgr Phir Bhi Dil Nhi lagta...

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Agr Koi Pochy Zindgi Me Kya Khoya Kya Paya?

Cute sms Agr Koi Pochy Zindgi Me Kya Khoya Kya Paya? Tu Bila Jhijhak Keh Dena K Jo Khoya Wo Meri Nadani Hai aur Jo Paya Wo Mere RAB Ki Meherbani Hai.

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A genius husband defines her wife

Husband Wife sms A genius husband defines her wife "My wife is like terms & conditions of a website" I never understand what she says. but I always accept! :

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Fajar k bad parhny sy har khahaish pori hoti he.

Islamic sms "صبح کا آغاز اس رب العزت کے نام سےجس نے انسان کے وجود کو اشرف المخلوقات جیسے انمول تحفے سے نوازا. "SURAT YASEEN" Fajar k bad parhny sy har khahaish pori hoti he. "Surat waqiya" Magrib k bad...

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Insan:- zindagi mout sy pehly ki mout hai…

Quotes Insan:- zindagi mout sy pehly ki mout hai... Bizz-man:- zindagi profit loss statement hai... Traffic-police:- zindagi ik signal hai or hm signal py ruki cars.... Killer:- ma logon ko marta hn,...

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Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 Lay gya

Sardar Funny sms Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 Lay gya, Pathan: Jhoot bolti hai, ,1500 tha, , hum ne 2 bar gina tha, sardar: Paise da msla nai,bs tu bnda lab.

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Once all villagers decided 2 pray 4 rain.

Success sms 3 NICE STORIES No. 1 Once all villagers decided 2 pray 4 rain. On Prayer day, all people gathered & only 1 boy came with an umbrella. 'THAT'S FAITH'. No. 2 When u throw a baby in the...

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Ghr ki bani desi Ghee ki mithai 0r Prathay Ly kr

Public sms Ghr ki bani desi Ghee ki mithai 0r Prathay Ly kr Gaaon se Maa Baap university me apny bety se milny us k hostel ja phonchy. Unhe seedhy sadhy kapron me dekh kr 1 Lrki ne un k bety se pucha:...

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Sada muskaraty raho zindgi k safar men

Dua/ Prayer sms Sada muskaraty raho zindgi k safar men.. Khushyon k rasty per, chahton k darmian. Wo sub kuch mile apko, Jo fajar ki aazan men hy, Jo subha ki ibtida men hy Jo sitaron ki chamak men hy,...

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Paskistan mein mustaqbil ki gharyan kuch as tarah hon gi…

Load shedding sms

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Iss dunya mein kaghaz k note mehnat k

Picture mms

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AaJ to Mery HAQ Me duaa Kar Dena.

Jummar Mubarak sms AaJ to Mery HAQ Me duaa Kar Dena. " " Suna Hai Ye Din Boht Qabuliat ka Hota Hai...! (JUMMA Mubarak) Plz Plz pray 4 me

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Mujh Ko Koi Bulata Nhi Naam Se Mery

Sad Poetry sms Mujh Ko Koi Bulata Nhi Naam Se Mery. , , , Tohmat Ajeeb Mujh Pe Tery Naam Ki Lagi..!!

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